Zee Cafe May schedule

Season 2
Mon, 9PM

You’ve Got Yale
4th May

It’s that stressful time of year when the students of Constance Billard and St. Jude schools find out who is — and isn’t — worthy of early admission to Yale University. Serena bonds with her new Shakespeare teacher, Rachel, who is not the slightest bit aware of the wrath she is about to suffer after giving Blair the first B [[not a top mark]] of her prep school career. Chuck pairs up with an unlikely ally in his war with Jack over Bass Industries. Plus, Nate and Vanessa spend a romantic evening at the opera.
 
Carnal Knowledge
11th May

In retaliation for her teacher, Rachel, not playing by the unspoken rules of Constance Billard, Blair comes up with a plan to bring her down. After Chuck wakes up in a hotel and only has a minor recollection of what happened the previous evening and who he spent the evening with, Nate and Vanessa try to help him fill in the missing pieces of what is turning out to be an increasingly intriguing mystery.
 
The Age of Dissonance
18th May

The senior students at Constance Billard and St. Jude put on a production of "The Age of Innocence" and find their personal lives mirroring conflicts in the play. Serena develops a crush on the play’s director, Julian, and enlists Vanessa’s knowledge of theater to help her get the otherwise uninterested guy’s attention. Blair receives devastating news about her future that leads her on a witch hunt for the person responsible. Dan and Rachel agree to stay away from each other in the aftermath of being discovered as more than teacher and student, but find it impossible to keep that promise. And Chuck enlists help from an unlikely source — his nemesis, Carter Baizen
 
The Grandfather
25th May

Devastated by the recent plot twist in her life, Blair turns her back on her predictable Waldorf existence in favor of a wilder lifestyle, causing Serena and Chuck to have serious concerns about their friend. Vanessa convinces Nate that it may be time to forgive and forget when it comes to the Vanderbilts, his mother’s Kennedyesque family, who abandoned Nate and his mother when they needed them most. Plus, in a misguided effort to be completely honest with each other, Lily and Rufus agree to share lists of their past lovers.
 
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Season 2
Tuesday, 9PM

Today is the Day
5th May 

Jesse flashes back to a life-altering mission aboard her submarine, the Jimmy Carter. Sarah and John decide they can’t continue living in their house and make plans to leave. Recurring guest star BUSY PHILLIPS appears as Kacy.
This series is going on hiatus after 5th May and will be back soon. 
 
Survivor Tocantins
Season 18
Wed, 9pm 

It’s Funny When People Cry
6th May

Reacting to the previous Tribal council vote, Sierra realizes she may be the next to go, so she pleads her case.
 
They Both Went Bananas
13th May

Coach now turns to Sierra for mercy.
 
The Big Bang Theory

Season 2
Thur, 9PM

The Financial Permeability
7th May

Sheldon’s "simple" solution to Penny’s financial problem leads to a confrontation between Leonard and Penny’s hulking ex-boyfriend, Kurt.

The Maternal Capacitance
14th May

A disastrous visit from Mrs. Hofstadter brings Leonard and Penny closer together.
 
The Cushion Saturation
21st May

A paintball game has surprising consequences for Leonard and his friends when it leads to a fight between Penny and Sheldon — and romance for Wolowitz and Leslie.
 
The Terminator Decoupling
28th May 

A train trip to San Francisco takes a major detour when Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz and Raj discover that beautiful sci-fi actress SUMMER GLAU is onboard.  Nobel Laureate for Physics and "Big Bang" theorist, Dr. George Smoot also makes a cameo.
 
Everybody Hates Chris

Season 2
Thur, 9:30PM
Rpts: Fri 4:30pm, Sun 8:30pm
Genre: Comedy 

Everybody Hates the Buddy System
7th May

The new principal, Mr. Edwards, decides that the best way to solve the issues between Chris and Caruso is to have them become buddies on a school field trip. When Rochelle’s favorite earrings are missing Tanya is the prime suspect. Julius tries to find a Wayne Gretzky jersey for Drew.

Everybody Hates Promises
14th May

Chris faces an impeachment hearing. Rochelle’s brother moves in after being kicked out by their mother, but it’s more than Julius can take. Tonya asks Drew to show her how to "Double Dutch."

Everybody Hates Thanksgiving
21st May

Guest star Wayne Brady play Julius’ succesful younger brother. Julius tries to impress him with the perfect Thanksgiving dinner, but things don’t go smoothly.

Everybody Hates Superstition
28th May

Everything goes right for Chris when Julius loans him his lucky socks. Drew and Tonya play Julius and Rochelle against each other to get what they want. Drew enters the talent show at school, but nobody wants to tell him he can’t sing.
 
‘Til Death

Season 1
Premieres 15th May, 9PM (part of your Café Lol Line-up)

Pilot
1st May

In the first episode we are introduced to Eddie and Joy Stark, who have been married for 8000+ days while their new next door neighbors Steph and Jeff Woodcock are young newlyweds. The young couple ends up having an argument over a pool table which ends up migrating next door.

Sex for Furniture
8th May

The couples engage in an age old battle and the men soon realize that their wives are trading sex for household power.

The Ring
15th May

When the Woodcocks and the Starks go out for a thank-you dinner, Joy yearns for more romance from Eddie and asks him why she never received the engagement ring she was promised. With a little help from Jeff, Eddie gives Joy a ring.

The Wood Pile
22nd May

Eddie looks to the newlyweds next door to help him keep his woodpile in the garage when Joy tells him to "use it or lose it."

The Garage Band
29th May

Eddie doesn’t realize that Joy knows what he’s doing when he tells her a lie about practicing with his band.
 
Just Shoot Me!

Season 5
Premieres 15th May, 9:30PM 

Hit The Road, Jack
1st May

Jack interrupts Nina and Finch. Finch plays hard to get because he wants revenge on Nina. Allie leaves Jack and Maya, and Elliott attempts to comfort him.

A Night at the Plaza
8th May

Nina and Finch don’t know about Jack’s divorce yet. Jack moves into the Plaza Hotel for privacy. Maya wants Elliott to read an article about relationships but he doesn’t, which causes problems. Everybody gathers in Jack’s room. Finch and his singing group, 2 Fine, perform.

Mum’s The Word
15th May

Nina begins dating an actor who lives with his overprotective mom. Elliott reveals a secret to Maya, who promptly tells the entire office.

Donnie Returns
22nd May

Elliott’s brother, Donnie, returns as a successful insurance salesman in need of a loan. Maya, however, remains convinced that Donnie is up to his old tricks, even when he is beaten up. Jack and the rest of the staff discover that silence is not always a good thing.

Choosing to be Super
29th May

Maya is reunited with her best friend in high school, Alan, who is now a successful motivational speaker. Meanwhile, Jack is frightened because of a recurring dream he has about Kevin.
 
America’s Next Top Model

Cycle 10
Fri 9PM – moves to Tue 9pm after 12th May 

For Those About to Walk, We Salute You
1st May

Paulina Porizkova offers the contestants tips and advice on how to act during interviews and press events. Meanwhile, designer Jay Godfrey dresses the models for a cocktail party where they must network and mingle with prominent members of the fashion industry.

Viva Italia!
8th May

The remaining models head off to their international destination, Rome, where they are faced with the challenging task of filming a commercial in Italian.

We Are Spartans!
12th May

The models learn Gladiator-style fighting with swords. Later, they are photographed by Tyra in an old Roman castle, where one of the girls leaves Tyra startled with her beauty.

Ready for My Close-Up
19th May

The roles are turned when the models are asked to step behind the camera and photograph Paulina. Later, Nigel photographs the contestants being caught by the paparazzi. In the end, the girls find themselves in an unpleasant situation when none of the judges are impressed with a single model’s photograph.

And the Winner Is…
26th May

Cycle 10 comes to a conclusion as the final 3 battle it out in a CoverGirl commercial and photo shoot. After one model is eliminated, the final 2 must give their all in a runway fashion show. Finally, the judges decide who should be crowned the tenth winner of America’s Next Top Model.
 
E! Specials

Saturdays, 8pm
Rpt: Sun, 12PM

True Hollywood Story
Sat, 8pm

Ever wonder what went on behind the closed doors of your favorite shows or what a celebrity’s life was really like when it wasn’t in the spotlight? E!’s Emmy-nominated documentary series gives you the inside scoop on Hollywood’s steamiest secrets. From never-before-heard histories behind classic television shows to the rise-and-fall tales of tragic iconic starlets, E! True Hollywood Story takes viewers on a fascinating and uncensored journey through Hollywood. 

Battle of the Hollywood Hotties
Sat, 9:30pm

Watch…..In this series we get a look at the who’s who of the world’s most famous hunks and honeys, as they pair off and go face to face to find out: Who’s sexiest? Who’s hottest? And who has what it takes to win the shallowest competition on the planet?!
 
Gilmore Girls

Season 4
Sat, 10PM

An Affair to Remember
2nd May

When Emily plans an elaborate launch party for Richard’s new company, she hires Lorelai and Sookie to cater the affair but insists they prove that they are worthy of her trust.  After Richard’s partner, Jason "Digger" Stiles, insults Emily by suggesting that her party idea is outdated, Lorelai confronts him and is surprised when he asks her out to dinner.  Meanwhile, Rory has a tough time finding a decent place to study at Yale.

The Festival of Living Art
9th May

Stars Hollow hosts the Festival of Living Art, an event in which the townspeople dress up and present tableaux imitating famous paintings.  Rory appears in Portrait of a Young Girl Named Antea.  Lorelai plays the beauty in Renoir’s The Dance at Bougival.  And Kirk is Jesus in The Last Supper, along with the Town Troubadour as Judas.  Meanwhile, Sookie panics because she hasn’t given birth by the date she’s supposed to, and Lorelai calms her with stories of the night Rory was born.  Luke’s wife, Nicole, tells Luke that she wants to postpone their divorce and give their relationship a chance.  And Lane finds a great guitarist, Gil, but he is a lot older than everyone else in the band.

Die, Jerk
16th May

When the editor of the Yale student newspaper tells Rory that her articles are dull, she writes a scathing review of the Yale ballet and becomes the vindictive lead ballerina’s target.  Jason impresses Lorelai by manipulating Emily into inviting him to Friday night dinner so he can continue flirting with Lorelai.  Meanwhile, surprised to see Nicole at the diner, Lorelai forces Luke to admit that he and Nicole have put their divorce on hold and are dating again.  And Lane gets upset when her mother gives her a "marriage jug" to send to her boyfriend in California.

Ted Koppel’s Big Night Out
23rd May

After Richard and Emily invite Rory and Lorelai to their fancy tailgate party at the Harvard/Yale football game, Lorelai’s innocent conversation with Richard’s ex-fiancée, Pennilyn Lott, leads Emily to realize that Richard and Pennilyn have been meeting secretly for lunch for many years.  Emily berates both Richard and Lorelai, prompting Lorelai to stop worrying about her mother’s feelings and finally accept Jason’s invitation to dinner instead of staying at Emily’s party.  Meanwhile, Richard introduces Paris to his former classmate Asher Flemming, who is now a distinguished Yale professor.  Later, Rory is astonished when she later spots Paris and the professor kissing.
 
The Nanny and the Professor
30th May

While Lorelai and Sookie work on renovating their new inn, Michel clashes with a rival who he believes wants the manager position promised to Michel.  Meanwhile, Lorelai happily spends a romantic night at Jason’s house, despite his many eccentricities.  But she is concerned to learn from her parents, who don’t know that she and Jason are dating, that Jason was seen escorting another woman to a charity function.  Rory remains irritated by Paris’ disturbing relationship with her much older professor, Asher Flemming.  And the incredibly efficient Lane intimidates Luke when she begins waiting tables at his diner.
 
Beverly Hills 90210

Season 2: (1*28)
Sat, 11AM

Pass/Not Pass
2nd May

Brandon has finally saved enough money to get his dream car and buys it against his father’s advice. Unfortunately for Brandon, the car breaks down only minutes after leaving the dealership. Jim is both angry and disappointed in his son’s impetuous decision and debates over whether to help his son. Meanwhile, both Brenda and Andrea develop feelings for their acting teacher, sparking a fight between the two girls when he shows interest in Andrea.

Camping Trip
9th May

The gang decide to go on a parent-free camping trip, but both the weather and cabin aren’t what they expected. The newlyweds honeymooning next door share their problems with the teens. Meanwhile, Dylan’s drinking problem returns, but not before he works to save Brandon’s life as he dangles helplessly over a cliff.

Wildfire
16th May

New student Emily Valentine arrives at West Beverly and makes a big splash with the guys, especially Brandon and Dylan. The girls don’t exactly take well to the interloper, especially jealous Brenda, who realizes she might want Dylan back after all. Meanwhile, Scott returns from Oklahoma and finds that his friendship with newly popular David has considerably cooled.

Ashes to Ashes
23rd May

The Blaze finds a new staff photographer, Robinson Ash III, who is delighted about getting the job, but not as thrilled with his welcome to Beverly Hills. Meanwhile, the Walsh family try out a new home alarm system, which is more of a hindrance than a help.

Necessity Is a Mother
30th May

Dylan’s mother, Iris, makes a surprise visit to Beverly Hills, hoping to start fresh with her estranged son. Cindy hits it off with his free-spirited mother, but the strain of his mother’s reappearance drives Dylan back to the bottle. Donna and Steve experiment with the stock market, and Donna turns out to have a surprising knack for picking successful stocks.
 
The X Files

Season 4
Sat, 12 PM 

Zero Sum
2nd May

Skinner destroys evidence to cover up a woman’s death and poses as Agent Mulder to complete the task. Mulder finds out about Skinner’s deception and confronts him and Skinner reveals that he is working for the Cigarette Smoking Man in order to obtain a possible cure for Scully’s cancer.

Elegy
9th May

After a man sees a woman trapped inside a bowling alley pin setter, he goes for help and finds police standing next to the body of the same woman. Mulder and Scully join the investigation and follow up this lead which the police won’t bother with and they are led to a retarded man who works at the bowling alley.

Demons
16th May

Mulder undergoes an experimental form of hypnotherapy to recover his memories about his sister’s abduction but the treatment has side effects including psychotic behaviour and Mulder wakes up one morning in a motel room with someone else’s blood all over him.

Gethsemane (1)
23rd May

While investigating the discovery of a preserved alien body found in the mountains of Canada, Mulder is contacted by Michael Kritschgau who tells him about a government conspiracy not to keep alien activity a secret, but to make people believe in them without question and Mulder has been the prime target. With the idea that everything he believes is a lie, Mulder appears to take his own life. - SAMPURN