Masturbating key to problem-solving, believes John Mayer
By ANIThursday, January 21, 2010
MELBOURNE - John Mayer feels masturbating is the only way to deal with problems in his life.
The musician spends so much time pleasuring himself that he often refuses to answer his friends’ calls, reports The Herald Sun.
“I am the new generation of masturbator. I’ve seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week… I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life,” he revealed in an interview with Rolling Stone magazine.
He added: “The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100pc agreeable with itself.” (ANI)
