Shawn Johnson dead? No Shawn is not dead!

Shawn Johnson is NOT dead. And there ain’t any better title than this for this dumb topic. I don’t get it. Previously we had heard of deaths of Eminem, and Lil Wayne. Now only 2 hours ago, Matt Damon died and we saw his ghost come up and assure us that he is not scary. Before it was over, you have this news that Shawn has died. The Johnson family said they were amused after they heard that Shawn was dead. Well, weird may it sound but considering the lackluster ways of rumors, one can’t be amused by the death of his/ her beloved.

Olympic gold medal gymnast Shawn Johnson, when approached with the news of her recent death, was feeling peppy about her bleak last moments of life. Got that?