Andre Agassi

NEW YORK - The strong premiere of ABC's science fiction series "V'' caps an unusually strong development season for the network.

PARIS - Former No. 1-ranked Marat Safin believes that Andre Agassi should give his tennis titles back after confessing he tested positive for a banned substance during his career and lied about it to the ATP.

Tennis ace ANDRE AGASSI has opened up about his failed marriage to actress/model BROOKE SHIELDS a decade after their divorce - insisting the pair should never have wed.= Agassi confesses they were a terrible match, but blames himself for the ill-fated union - which ended in divorce in 1999 - claiming he clung to Shields in a desperate bid to find happiness during an emotional meltdown.

MIAMI - Martina Navratilova drew a parallel Thursday between Andre Agassi and Roger Clemens, saying she's shocked the eight-time Grand Slam champion lied about drug use.

PARIS - Imagined conversation between literary agent and retired tennis megastar with a dirty secret: "You want to get richer with me?" "How?" "With ker-plunk." "What the hell's ker-plunk?" "A tell-all autobiography." "Why do they call it ker-plunk?" "Because that's the sound the dollars make as they drop into our bank accounts." Should we be surprised that Andre Agassi now tells us, 12 years after the fact, that he snorted crystal meth when his life and tennis were at a low? Absolutely not.