Russell Brand’s steamy threesome with fan, stripper

LONDON - English comedian Russell Brand had an orgy with a fan and a stripper while his girlfriend was out shopping with his mother, it has emerged.

The News of the World has reported that Hollywood model Christy apparently revealed to her friend: “Russell told me he loved me but he needed to have other women to remain sane.

“He said it was a chemical imbalance in his brain - it was like a handicapped person needing a wheelchair.”

“Russell gave me three options - leave, join in or turn a blind eye. Stupidly I went for No 3, which pretty much doomed our relationship. One Sunday he dragged me up to the bedroom, grabbed my arm and said, ‘I’m having an urge.’ I panicked and he said, ‘Christy, please join me with the other girls.’ But I just couldn’t do that.

“We’d been having a lovely day. His mum was over from England, which made it even worse. I tried to talk him out of his dirty plan by suggesting we join some friends for a game of football.”

Christy reportedly told her pal: “We were getting in the car and he just bolted, saying, ‘I’m sorry Christy, I have to go. Please just go shopping with my mum!’ I then endured the worst day of my life. I just broke down and sobbed. Inside I was dying.”

When she returned home she found it littered with condoms and women’s undergarments.

“Russell hadn’t even bothered to make the bed. There was women’s underwear and condoms littering the floor. He once told me he got through 80 extra-large condoms a month, but as far as I could see he’d get by fine with the normal sort,” she apparently said.

Then, Brand, who revealed his booze and drug addictions in his autobiography My Booky Wook, gave a detailed description of the orgy to his lover.

Christy reportedly said: “”He said one of the girls had given him oral sex while the other performed a sex act on the first girl. I couldn’t believe it. I crumpled on the bathroom floor sobbing and screaming, ‘No! No! No!’

“At first he tried to console me, but then he got really angry and said, ‘When you’re unhappy, Christy, that makes ME unhappy - and I haven’t got time to be unhappy!’

“At first he tried to console me, but then he got really angry and said, ‘When you’re unhappy, Christy, that makes ME unhappy - and I haven’t got time to be unhappy!’ ” (ANI)